hawkeyedflame:

hawkeyedflame:

touching grass isn’t enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i’m glad it’s reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the “before” picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the “after” picture looks like Kratos

This is one of the top posts in r/transtimelines and it really sums up what I’m talking about

My irl saw this post and sent me this even crazier transformation today! The little guy to Kratos pipeline is real!!!

toadprince:

morrowind thieves’ guild: we need you to steal a diamond from the alchemist next door. it’s on a shelf that she stands directly in front of. she never moves from that spot, ever. also there’ll be a city guard staring directly at you who will instantly kill you if he sees you touch anything. fuck you

oblivion thieves’ guild: we need you to infiltrate castle leyawiin to steal back a widow’s stolen ring from the countess!! you can steal her key while she’s at church or use her hidden passages through the secret argonian torture chambers!! there’s lots of ways to do it so remember to be creative and have fun :)

skyrim thieves’ guild: we need you to ‘infiltrate’ this ‘house’ full of ‘guards’ using ‘stealth’. it’s a dungeon. we are a dungeon guild

zmornik:

It breaks my heart to see how underrated pigeons are. The fact that we had literally domesticated them, making them absolutely dependent on us and now that we’ve abandoned them, we treat them poorly when they try to coexist with us. It’s our responsibility for how they have adapted, how they can’t build nests and how they try to find food wherever we are. Please be nice to pigeons

musicalhell:

everythingfox:

He has places to be

Only valid landlord

pkbunny:

Lucario !

solarpunk-sunshine:

saintnoname2:

kropotkindersurprise:

July 25, 2023 - Striking stuntman Mike Massa walks in the SAG-AFTRA picket line while on fire. [video]

So, so, so badass.  What a chillingly powerful message this sends.  People have been lighting themselves on fire as a form of protest for centuries, but this might be the first time it’s been done by a professional who knows what he’s doing while under the supervision of professionals who know what they’re doing.

not as an act of self-destruction but as a display of skill

I’m in awe

slaygentford:

I just know that when Romeo and Juliet premiered two ye olde girlies in the pit at intermission were like didst thou see the sparks betwixt Tybalt and mercutio… aye and not from their swords alone!

duncebento:

junkratsadstuck:

junkratsadstuck:

college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:

• barack obama
• misha collins
• travis mcelroy

adamsvanrhijn:

if you ever see me tag a post with a character and you’re like hm. i don’t know if that really applies here. well you do not have access to my complex interior world and the additional context i have devised